I was absolutely enamored by this picture from the recent pro-abortion protest in Texas:
I needed to see more, so I googled images from the event. Notice how this peculiar mouth posture is present in nearly every photo.
It’s kind of startling how many pro-abortion protesters are either morbidly obese or obvious bull dykes. I guess they just like the theory of abortion.
People unclear on the concept: are those…plastic coat hangers?
Hey, everybody loves a good fetus joke, right? I think fetus humor is especially appropriate when you are protesting for women’s right to rip those unborn babies to shreds and vacuum them out of the womb. Stay classy, feminists!
Oh, and here is more feminist classiness on display: two little former fetuses join the cause. Awww, do you think she drew that coat hanger herself? Kids grow up so fast these days, not like back in the days of The Patriarchy when these girls would have been outside playing with their dollies and making mudpies – and let’s face it, that innocent childhood play was really just training them to be mindless housewife slaves to The Patriarchy. Clearly now is better than then, I think we can all agree. Right? *ahem*
I mean, we wouldn’t want to go back to these bad old days, now would we!
Every child a wanted child…but what about the unwanted ones? As the feminist mascot the Queen of Hearts would say, “Off with their heads!”
Come and take what? This was a common phrase on signs and T-shirts among the pro-abortion crowd at the protest and perfectly sums up why I generally despise trying to have a debate with women, especially feminists. The message of this sign is that someone is trying to force hysterectomies on women. In reality, no one is doing this; they are simply trying to outlaw abortion. Personally, I think abortion is pre-birth infanticide, but even if you disagree, even if you have no moral qualms about abortion, can you see how this meme creates a strawman argument? Although women can’t even be trusted to construct logical arguments, the following picture represents another pro-abortion meme:
Hey, guess who really trusts women? The babies in their wombs, that’s who! How’s that been working out? Since Roe versus Wade, there have been 56,383,605 abortions performed in the United States. And here’s a neat little thing: the U.S. Abortion Clock, updated in real time!
Greedy white guys? Oh, you mean the ones who work to pay taxes to support your illegitimate children because you are a lazy slut! They actually care about other people enough to insist that women not be able to murder their own children and then they pay the taxes so that single baby mamas can have food for their kids. Yeah, those guys.
Exactly. Because when you really boil feminism down to its rebellious essence, it is a movement to free women from all expectations that they have any obligation to men and children. You will notice that the reverse is not true: men and children in the feminist world exist to serve women. Men are still expected to provide the resources and protection (but instead of directly, they are supposed to do it indirectly by routing their tax money through the government to women in the form of student loans, welfare, or one of the other myriad government programs that serve women’s interests), while children exist to provide ego gratification.
Or, for the more mathematically-minded:
feminism = (women + cats) - (bros + embryos)
[Note to the grammarians: it’s hard to decide on the plural of ho. Is it hoes or hos? Merriam-Webster says either hoes or hos is okay, so I guess I’ll go with hoes and trust that context makes it obvious that I’m not talking about gardening.]
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